T-ko is such a lady, well, ok most of the time. That is, she is a lady except when she is passing gas that clears the room. As I sit here updating pictures from our Italy Trip, T-ko is sitting over in the corner of the room looking Pretty in Pink…..she is on her new cooling gel summer bed. It wicks away her body heat due to this gels that absorbs heat, she seems to like it on these hot days. Anyway, she is sitting over there looking all pretty and elegant like the princess she is and then I hear this hissing sound. If you have a boxer you know that hissing sound. It sounds like a mix between a rapidly deflating tire and one of those automatic air fresheners in a commercial bathroom that releases a fragrance at timed intervals. The only problem with T-ko’s regularly timed release of fragrance is that the fragrance doesn’t smell like “Fresh Linen” or “Spring Rain”. What a disgusting and revolting smell that princess can make. I finally had to get up and go get the Frebreeze  “Spring Rain” and Frebreeze her ass. I was starting to get nauseous over here. The thing that gets me is that she acts just like Rick and pretends that she didn’t do anything.

I said, “T-ko your ass stinks….do you need to go outside and go to the bathroom?”

She looked over at me…..then sniffed her ass over her shoulder and looked out the window like she had no idea in hell what I was talking about.