Relaxing the Puerto Vallarta Way


Today we took it easy again today. We started the morning out with Champagne and Orange juice….don’t we all wish we could start out every morning that way. Soon we were all out working on our tans again, ok that really means beer pong and shots of Don Julio, Reposado Tequila. Damn that is good stuff. After bobbing around in the pool for awhile, we decided we weren’t going to drown there so we all took off out to the ocean and thought we would test our luck there. We decided to do a little body surfing. The water isn’t as clear and bright blue as it is in Cancun, but it was just as warm and salty. The beach here in this part of Puerto Vallarta, often referenced as Nuevo Vallarta was very nice. The sand is great and extends out in the ocean for a good distance before getting deeper. It made for great body surfing.

  

After surviving the ocean we thought we would see if we could eat our body weight in Nachos and French Fries and then top it off with Ice Cream. That didn’t work either so we started back with the Tequila and just for fun mixing it up with different drinks on the menu. There was the Chunky Monkey, a very island taste of coconut, rum and banana. There were the favorites like Miami Vice, Blue Surf ( I don’t like the taste I only like the BLUE COLOR), Long Island, Margarita, Daiquiri, Piña Colada, Mai Tai, White Russian and numerous others that for some odd reason I do not remember the name of.

  

  

That was exhausting so I had to go inside and cool down and take a nap. Two hours later we decided it was time for dinner. What the life, hell we are on vacation. Tonight we ate at the Italian Restaurant. It is an open air restaurant right on the beach. The sunset was amazing and just because we are in Mexico they had a belly dancer that danced around during dinner….Go Figure!!! Italian Food must equal Belly Dancer in Spanish. Every night the resort puts on a different theme activity. They have Latin Dancing night, Circus Shows and other productions that are really only funny while intoxicated. Tonight was Karaoke night. Oh how I wish Stacey and Sharadee were here to sing with me. (Looks like I found the place for our next Karaoke Tournament girls!!!!). It was hilarious watching these people get up and sing Karaoke. You thought Karaoke at my house was bad, you should have seen us in Mexico. I am really beginning to think that my mother might be YMCA Dyslexic!!!!

                                                                            

2 Comments

  1. Comment by Dee on August 25, 2008 5:17 pm

    I so wish I was there with you guys. Thank god it was dark in that karaoke bar. But given the opportunity (and enought tequila) I could definately belt out something awesome like Neil Diamond or John Denver as long as the lyrics were in english.

    I’m sure that like your Mom all the drinks they drank were virgins!! Something tells me though that you may have had a little to do with the newlyweds scheme….

  2. Comment by rvanvoast on August 25, 2008 8:58 pm

    Woo Hoo!!! A karaoke tournament!!! I am so in… as long as there is ample Elton John to sing. Are we going back for Matt’s Birthday Extravaganza Numero DOS???? We missed you guys…glad you are home safe and sound.
    -SB

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