Today we all decided to venture on down to Old Puerto Vallarta. There are a few shops, but it really isn’t anything like Cancun. You can’t come to Puerto Vallarta and expect to do some great shopping. Puerto Vallarta has the usual little trinket shops, which are great, but there is no Louis Vuitton or really cool watch stores. The one thing that Downtown Puerto Vallarta has is…..BARS!!!! Not that we hadn’t had anything to drink all week or anything, so we decided to try out Senor Frogs. It was so hot and humid here…we all know that I don’t do humid and hot. Not only was my ass crack sweating, but it looked like I had just ran a marathon. My brothers and I all looked like we were coming in from doing day labor, talk about a sweaty mess. So when I saw on the menu that they had the Extreme Margarita I knew exactly what I was having. They best thing about the Margarita is that it came with its own bottle of tequila, you could put in as much tequila as you wanted.

For some reason, when we checked into the hotel the guy checking us in thought that my mother and father were there on a honeymoon. So they were upgraded to the honeymoon suite and had to wear pink honeymoon bracelets all week. It seems that everyone knows what these pink bracelets mean. At Senor Frogs, my mother had to sit under a sign that read…..”Virgin…..NOT!!!” My mother from little Mantua, Utah, that grew up on the farm and was as pure as the baby sheep she used to raise has now been exposed to the real world. She no longer runs through the pasture with manure squishing up through her toes, she has been thrust into this world of Non-Virgins and Tequila drinkers! She says it is a result of having 4 boys. I take responsibility for the Tequila, but I have no part in her no title as a “Virgin…..NOT!!!”

Tonight the show was a circus show. It once again was only tolerable if you had enough of the special liquid that flows from every bar here at the hotel. For some reason, I seemed to be running low on that special liquid this evening. That meant that circus show was not that entertaining. There was a contortionist, a young lady that spun around on a hoop suspended from the ceiling, another lady that hung from her feet from fabric hung from another part of the ceiling. Then there was an act that I really am not sure what it was, but the young kid kept falling off the stage and this other girl would pick him up and put him back on the stage. I wasn’t sure if that was the routine or if the young kid had secretly been taking my “Special Liquid” from the bar. Check out my video of the best routine though……..

I think I have a new project to work on now with T-ko and Maddie when I get home!!!!!